Affidavit of What Cannot Be Sent

AFFIDAVIT OF WHAT CANNOT BE SENT

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    |   i,   the undersigned,   being of sound enough   mind to know    |
    |   what it weighs,   do solemnly affirm   that the following       |
    |   items   cannot be   placed in   this envelope   regardless      |
    |   of   postage   paid:                                            |
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    |             - the room my grandmother  died in                    |
    |             - the temperature  of a specific  afternoon           |
    |             - the weight  of a dog that  is no longer             |
    |             - the way  a door  used  to  stick                    |
    |             - the version of me  that  believed  it               |
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    |   the envelope   is   the right   size.   the postage             |
    |   is   correct.   the address   exists.   the recipient           |
    |   is   willing   to receive.                                      |
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    |   none of this   is sufficient.                                   |
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    |                                          signature,      date     |
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         this document  has not been  notarized.   no document  can be.